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What do tigers wear in bed Stripey from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
How do you know when there is from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
What should you do if you find from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
Knock KnockWhos there Bed Bed who Bed from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!
I woke up went for a walk from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
Why did the man take a pencil from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
Why did the boy take the ruler from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the kid punch the bedHis from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
When is your mind like a rumpled from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
When does a bed grow longerAt night from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
How can you shorten a bedDont sleep from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
Why shouldnt you believe a person in from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
Why do you go to bedBecause the from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
Why are rivers lazyBecause they never get from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
Sonny I cant sleep What should I from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
Counselor How many times did I tell from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
What animal always goes to bed with from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
Why did the girl take a ruler from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
Why did your sister keep running around from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why does your brother wear a life from Flashcomment Bed jokes Jokes
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
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